TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A BONFIDE INSOMNIAC
One of my neighbors has this truck and every morning at 3 a.m. he revs his engine for about five minutes before leaving. How do I know this, because I'm probably the only person he bothers.

For the last few nights, I've had a lot of trouble getting to sleep. I guess my clock is a little screwed up from working the night shift at the paper and getting wound down from an exciting day of producing sports pages just takes longer than it used to. Anyone have any suggestions for getting to sleep? I could use some.

Well there goes my neighbor... maybe I'll try to get to bed too....but probably not.