A Little Quiz

I don't know who really stumbles across my little spot on the web. I think most of you are either my friends or some family members. But I can just picture someone coming across something like "My Week in Haikus" or some of the other crap and think:

A: Is this guy for real?
B: Does this guy have a life?
C: Would someone pull the trigger, please.
D: All of the above

Thankfully, I think most of my readers know at least a little about me. (And they know the real answer)