This hurts...

I am sitting here with my tail between my legs, nursing my wounded pride right now.

You see, I got invited to a wedding this weekend. I hate going to weddings by myself because despite the number of people I know at these things, my friends and acquaintances are always coupled off, and I end up by myself.

So I had a plan. I asked a friend of mine to go with me. Three weeks ago, she said she would, but today, she told me she had tickets to go see Journey.

Yes, it's true. I got dissed for Steve Perry. What is this? 1983?